me: looks like a crappy shoe
friend: your mom's crappy shoe :P
friend: they're pretty durable
me: I wear boots that my dad had for like 10 years
friend: anything lasts long if you don't use them much heh
me: heh no shit
me: hence honey being edible after hundreds of years in egyptian tombs
me: these boots is worn
me: and durable
me: they should make shoes out of a human
me: humans are pretty durable
me: oh wait, that's called illegal
me: and murder probably
friend: heh well if they're already dead and they agree to be put into shoes that'd be awesome hahaha
friend: "i'm wearing bob!"
friend: "no way I got a pair of sue's yesterday"
me: more like
me: "bob? I just got a pair of TOMS!"