Friend: haha i need some food. i ran a mile
Friend: then played football
Me: heh me too
Me: gotta hit the gym
Friend: im beat
Me: damn. getting ripped up fucka. jog a mile. tackle fuckers. box out mike tyson and 6 kangaroo zombies. rape a dinosuar. fucked miley cyrus. had a steak laced with vaginas, and drank liquid metal, and you call that A LAZY MOTHERFUCKING MONDAY
Friend: WAIT TILL YOU GET TO THURSDAY
Me: AND LAZY SUNDAY. HOLY FUCK
Friend: hahaha i think that would be considered the best day ever
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